Cypress

I already have a therapist and frankly his job’s gotten way easier with me in the past twelve months ;3

Can I sign up for doing this part time as a side hustle for a little bump of extra cash? I know it won’t be a lot of money but maybe i can use it to offset the odd avocado toast and iced coffee every now and then.

I’m joking, in that i don’t expect the option exists.

But I’m also almost entirely numb to misfortune so I could probably tolerate it for a number of hours per week, so I’d still actually at least look into it if it IS something I can do.

i miss you, dad ;~;

… oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father’s favorite songs here ._.

Jump - Van Halen
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Against All Odds - Phil Collins
Tina Turner - What’s Love Got To Do With It

He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…

i think the only way to have this is if you actually build it yourself from some kind of open source diy kit, because no company would ever sell something like this unless it could turn it into a subscription that will brick itself if you stop paying >.<

“genocide bad” is not complex at all, actually.

If I bought an AI Fridge and this happened, I would most certainly immediately decide and accept “This is the direct consequence of my choices. This is my fault. I had this coming. I deserve this.”

Never buy Samsung appliances.

Yeah so basically he had this procedure done that drained all the toxicity out of his personality just over a year ago and ever since then he has become the very model of “the only good kind of fascist”. Incredible growth. I wish all fascists could improve as people in the exact same way he did.

poor girl got her deck milled hard right in the middle of her train of thought and we never got that essay…

Well hey at least he doesn’t spike 'em like a football.

Anymore.

Desperate Loser Slop Spigot Five.