Yeah reading the article was pretty infuriating.

In the Pioneer Valley, “every bar is a lesbian bar,” a friend who lives there told me.

From the archived Boston Globe article.

According to the article, there are plenty in the area.

Maybe the snail lives very close by, but has to request PTO 2 months in advance.

It’s fascinating really. He went directly from a wanna-be to a has-been, directly bypassing the state of “being”. Scientific studies have been conducted on the phenomenon, but it is still a mystery as to how this happened.