I can’t have beans or any legumes or pulses D:

I’m the kind that didn’t see it because the colors are off. Lol

Straight up lies

Am I too gay to understand this?

Metro is truly bad and has only gotten worse over the years.

Hijueputa. Learn your Spanish

Ties are really fun to be pulled with during some activities. But at work they’re dumb

Wasn’t made for a move. Dolly wrote it for porter wagner when she left the show in 1973. Outright slanderous…

This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.

I really hope he refuses to perform it

Don’t forget the hippies all grew up and became Reagan republicans.

Possibly apocryphal anecdote, but Pharrell may have created happy to be the most soulless, unimaginative song to be like this is the garbage you producers want, and the producers loved it. Cannot stand that fucking song. Sounds like something Bruno mars would write on purpose

At least the big bang theory and young Sheldon aren’t on this list

I tried. I can only turn off ring and like the call, but it still lets me know

Oh I have that. But I still get notifications about it.

I was hoping for the $80000 cash loan

Prison