I have an apple.

…unh! Apple-stair.

Here’s the highest quality image I could find of it

Some coked up techbro lady in the seat next to me on a plane wouldn’t stfu about running her business so I pretended to fall asleep while mumbling half answers until I could actually fall asleep.

Might take a bit more than some jaunty yule tunes to shift that statue’s mood from choleric to sanguine

Why you think the net was born?

Ah yeah, that fixed it. Interesting.

Someone posted an OoTL thread and this comment has the most documentation.

Things mostly kicked off because of this comment thread

I sort of want a link

You’re in luck, I have several:

I don’t want to get out of the futon

https://youtu.be/Yv6shy_9KVM

https://youtu.be/sReGQj67HJU

sean_lock.gif

This picture crashes boost for me, no idea why

“Look, I can go ramp, I can go stair, I can go another stair. Another stair in the back. I have a stair,” Trump declared, pointing to each before returning to Biden once more. “He could never find the stair.”

How tf is this real life?

Do dementia patients normally lose the ability to use prepositions and plurals? I guess it’s one manifestation of aphasia.

Someone posted a meme about staring longingly at your nude sleeping partner when leaving for work. One commenter insisted that’s rapey and perpetuates rape culture. A long argument ensued.

He walks into the Pentagon on day 1 carrying a sink and then spends the first month figuring out how to get the tanks to make fart noises when they fire missiles

How long til he includes no black or gay folks, no women, no libs, and no one with a college degree?

Wonder when jackboots are being added to the uniform.

That was Cecelia. Pretty sure Amelia Earhart was King Lear’s daughter.

Amelia Earhart

Wasn’t she that maid that took things way too literally? ;)

Armageddon was a pretty big summer flick at the time but Aerosmith and John Denver were still more famous I think

Haggish

That’s either the knockoff version of haggis (because it’s hagg-ish) or Sean Connery saying it.

Hell is other dogs.
Sartre

Damn thats some of the worst I’ve seen