To quote Futurama: “…they changed the name of that planet years ago to stop all the silly jokes. It’s now called Urectum…”
I miss old Futurama.
It feels so corporate now
Myanus
*Ouranus

I haven’t seen this image in years
Used to be Burmanus.
Can’t we just rename America to USAnus?
they hate us because they anus!
Ameranus
2.3% methane doesnt make it smelly or orange enough. Gotta pump those numbers up.
I can sympathize for our minority of US cousins, who would never have wanted their country to behave like this. They may be the only Americans who appreciate this meme.
Americanus sounds far more sophisticated
Just rename it to Epstein
Epsteins blue ball
Stop messing with my anus!
Approved! Go Forth
Rename it anal
America’s anus
Bring back the original idea. Call it George
It’s clearly more of a stephen
In a blast to the past I’d petition to re-rename it to George.
Uranium is named after Uranus so we’d have to change that too.











