Beetle Moses | Bluesky
Transcript
Three panel comic.
Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!”
Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip.
Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”


This is the first time where “fire” hasn’t made me cringe to the deepest levels of my soul. It’s still bad, but not as bad as I ever expected it to be.
Fire ass comment