• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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    8 days ago

    I dont know. If literal shit is leaking from my ass to the point that i, and everything i touch, gets smeared with it, i believe i would have the good sense to seek out a bathroom. You know, instead of touching more things with my plague hands, and somehow expecting to win because i made my opponents gag from the shit smell.

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      8 days ago

      You’ll never get an unexpected and devastating 2nd place finish at your first Ironman triathlon with that attitude.

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      ___look up Julie Moss