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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Chicken sausage is chicken in an intestinal casing and beef sausage is beef so if you’re having anal sex with someone are they a you sausage?

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Chicken sausage is chicken in an intestinal casing and beef sausage is beef so if you’re having anal sex with someone are they a you sausage?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren’t any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.

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      That’s what Grindr is for, right?

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      The cylinder must not be damaged.

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      I could’ve lived my life without reading this and I would’ve been happy.

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        It’s real, called “F. Dick Sausage Stuffer”

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          You first bro.

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