Tommy Siegel | Bluesky

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A Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek

Star Wars

[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
  • In summary: the past was horrible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it

Star Trek

[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like a cruise ship in space
  • In summary: the future is incredible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it
  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
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    1 day ago

    I used My media analysis skills to come to that conclusion, and I’ve thoroughly shown My work.

    Remember, Luke expected Yoda to be a dignified warrior, but he turned out to be a weird hermit instead. Star Wars has never been about knights in shining armour who do everything society expects of them. Star Wars is weird and gross and rebellious.

    • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
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      1 day ago

      And a higher entity told me everything you say is wrong so I guess we’re going to be at a standstill.