Oh man (flips cassette to side B)

This is so sad! ChatGPT, play Thinking Out Loud.

Schadenfreude!

Oh no, anyway Alexa play Umm Whatchu Say

And bond premiums are set to increase a lot, as several countries, namely the Netherlands, are in the process of allowing their pension funds to hold more stocks and less bonds.

Due to the move from a defined benefit to a defined contribution based pension plan