Gonna be honest, if I was having a shit day but my friends or parents invited a large mascot like big bird or something obscure un announced, that’d probubly force me to crack a smile.
It would piss me off pretty hard. Depends on the person I guess.
Maybe I’ll do that for my funeral. Just have a random ass mascot.
I would love to see an ass-mascot.
His jovial music is dwarfed only by his sexual reprehensibility!
I find him quite enchanting.
I can hear this meme lmfao
It works! Bongo dolphin really lifted my spirits after I backed over a kid in a parking lot.
My neighbor thought he was so smart. He got a dog and named him “5 miles” so he could tell people “I walked 5 miles today.”
Well, yesterday I ran over 5 miles.
Me whenever I see some beetlemoses
I read this as “beetlemoose”, and now I REALLY want to see that musical.
Best I can do is the Rocky Horror and Bullwinkle Picture Show.
Reminds me of my dad’s approach to parenting… better bury your emotions or he would overwhelm you with some bullshit like this.
Or the most socially accepted manipulation tactic, tickling you when in an emotional situation to force you to laugh and then say it’s fine and you’re just overdramatizing.
Aaaand that is why tickling me puts me into “fight or flight panic mode.” Well, that plus ticklers who hear you laughingly say, “Stop!” but because you’re laughing, they don’t take you seriously and keep going until you lash out violently…
Fuck, I hate being tickled.
Ahh Bongo Dolphin, I can’t be mad at you!
I am still mad at him for the last time we were in the pool together
Oh FFS. He said he was sorry, and went on that apology tour. If the president can forgive him, why can’t you?
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The dolphin looks like Ace Ventura
