Curse you and you clarifying and mistery crushing explanation that gives sense to the bottle!
I wanted to think about the probably horrifying mystery for a while more!
I’m a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor
Curse you and you clarifying and mistery crushing explanation that gives sense to the bottle!
I wanted to think about the probably horrifying mystery for a while more!


English is a shitty language.
I thought “dumbest” as an adjective was an absolute, like “the highest level of dumbness ever”.
How the hell do we live in the dumbest timeline and manage to make it even dumber every time?


You know the difference between hitler and bibi the nazi? One of them did a good thing while he was in the bunker. Oh, right, he also had a moustache. I guess that makes 2 differences.


That’s a lot of food stamps to cut so bibi the nazi can keep his genocide running.


Because when Whatsapp was born, SMS were paid (and not cheaply). In my country, sending one SMS cost 0.19€ at the time and didn’t allow pics to be send. Meanwhile, with 10€ I could have 1-2GB of data that allowed for tens of thousands of messages to be sent while on mobile data and unlimited messages while I was on a wifi connection.
Even though they are cops, they are still homo sapiens, canibalism is not something you want to do unless you like playing with prions.