Yes, although I’m finding it hard to find him funny since he got re-elected instead of locked up forever. It’d undoubtedly also be mind-numbingly stupid and wrong and make me lose yet another little piece of my sanity.

Can someone please ask that blithering idiot to define communism?

That’s a lot of words to just say ‘Waaaaaaahhhh!’

And even when they’re disagreeing with Dear Leader they’re still fucking wrong and stupid.

While this is pretty funny, there’s also this horrifying detail at the end of the article:

What’s likely more of a risk for undocumented individuals is face recognition and commercial ad data. ICE officers can feed a photo of anyone into a facial recognition app called “Mobile Fortify,” monitor social media with apps like SocialNet, and look at vast troves of commercially available location data without a warrant. One surveillance app that includes ICE on its client list is Penlink’s Webloc, a tool which can pull advertising geolocation data for entire neighborhoods and search through photos to locate individuals with face recognition. Penlink explicitly advertises one of its data sources as Tinder. In May, Politico reported that ICE published a request for information (indicating interest in a vendor) to expand use of “commercial Big Data and Ad Tech providers” in investigations.

After riding my bike to work in the rain: “Did you get wet?”

“Only on the outside.”

They’re certainly right about that last sentence, but not in the way they think.

It’s not like they even have to market it.