That’s the specific word we use in my house for just eating whatever’s around rather than cooking a real meal.

The spiders and I have an accord: They get 6 inches down from the ceiling as their territory, and any dark place where I can’t see them. If they make themselves visible outside that area, they’re deported to outside. As long as they abide by this, I will throw any other bug I find in my house except bees into a spider web.

Is it hard to type, or to see the screen, with all those corporate dicks in your mouth?

It. Not she. Stop anthropomorphizing slop.