Ehhhhh by then pipe bombs won’t be so passé.

A) They should be

B) Cameras won’t stop shit if what they’re worried about came to pass, they’ll collect evidence that will be largely unusable, because it’ll be crowds they need to worry about, not “Steve.”

But I LIKE the chalkboard on the curb!

And yet you still need to replace your gaskets when they’re failing, because the gaskets are also important to the function of the fridge.

Now, am I going to spend the $15 to get gaskets for my bosses fridge? No, that’s his problem, but I can still “A) keep it closed.”

Well

A) Close it properly then. We have one of those at work, old worn out gaskets, fridge pops open when you close the top freezer, and somehow we can manage to figure out how to close it back up every time.

B) Replace your gaskets.

Y’all just leaving fridges open all day where you are? In my neck of the woods “Stop staring and pick something, you’re letting all the cold out.”

Tbf “We’re having a nice dinner, do we have to talk about the horrors of the holocaust, again? Can we talk about something nice for a few minutes?” is a valid want.

Especially in a world inundated with 24/7 news cycles constantly feeding news to make people scared for ratings, and an internet consolidated into six fucking websites full of those scared people posting about those same things, and all art being made by those scared people so it also contains allusions to the same sentiment, sometimes you just want to talk about that cute thing your cat did earlier, what fun book you’re reading, how cool salamanders are, whatever, and that’s fine.