BillyClark

For a secondary joke, consider that although the painter painted a tiny moon, the comic artist managed to draw a large moon.

If I was on the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, I’d push to give the next Nobel Peace Prize to Obama again.

Oompa Loompas were always edible.

In fact, they were bred that way, so that you could take them on trips with you, but if you run out of food, you can just eat the Oompa Loompas.

It’s all due to legal liability. Even in your example, it’s theoretically in the realm of possibility that the cops found the person stabbing a body that was already dead. It’s stupid, but if they just say alleged, most of the possible lawsuits just go away.

They deny both of those statements because they are inconvenient for their delusions.

What does it mean that God did if God predetermined his job, though?

Next, convert Trump Tower into affordable housing.

In the US, what is street legal depends on the locality, most of which is decided by the different states. I heard that in one state, the rule was that tires and rims couldn’t extend farther than the side mirrors, and so these people made their side mirrors stick out a lot farther too.

Jim Jordan is certainly somebody who would be in prison right now if there was justice.

If you look at the Wikipedia pages for many of these animals, they’ll use terms like, “true eel,” “true goat,” and “true cobra.” I guess that’s how they generally handle animals that share common names despite not technically being in the correct family or whatever.

I listened to today’s “The Daily” podcast from New York Times, titled “The Life, and for Now, the Death of the Kennedy Center,” and honestly, if just the things they stated as factual in that episode are true, I personally would consider Trump’s actions on that issue alone to be worthy of removing him from office.

Impeachable? I’m guessing probably not, but only because I don’t think Congress would vote to impeach him for it. But when you lay out what Trump did and why he did it, he’s a person who shouldn’t be allowed the tiniest bit of power. A cashier at McDonald’s has at least a hundred times more responsibility than Trump should be allowed.

The cheapest, smallest beer you can get is $12, then.

In America, I think drivers don’t know how to drive around cyclists, so quite a few will drive frighteningly close. I wouldn’t care to guess about the percentage.

But even 1% is a lot of people. A bicycle even on a short trip will be passed by 10s of cars. So, if you bike everywhere, that might be 1 close call a day. So, I’m guessing that Spain is not actually as dangerous as 1% and you were just picking a large number.

This depicts a two lane road with no bike lane.

The cyclist should actually be in the middle of the lane or even slightly left of middle to avoid motorists trying to squeeze by them in the same lane, like in the comic, which creates a dangerous circumstance for the cyclist, having fast moving vehicles passing inches away.

It’s funny how often you see drivers taking a right turn and they are terrified of scraping their tire on the curb, so they have a several foot gap. But we should trust them to know where the right side of their car is when squeezing past a cyclist? I admit they can see better in that situation, but the risk is all on the cyclist.

The safest circumstance for the cyclist is if there is a car behind them who is not passing. But most motorists like to go faster than a bicycle.

The motorist should pass the bicycle in the same way they’d pass any other slower moving vehicle, by using the oncoming lane in a passing zone.

Of course, that creates its own sort of danger because inattentive drivers may come up onto the bicycle too quickly and then they won’t have a place to swerve to at the last moment.

And all of that is simply about the safety of the cyclist. Obviously, some places will have ridiculous laws that force cyclists into dangerous situations.

But realistically, with the attitudes and complete lack of driving skills of most drivers, cyclists are taking risks just by using roads like that.

Like the other guy said, yes, but usually, they’ll try to murder you with their car. This video showed an unusual murder attempt for a motorist.

“Permanent impairment” from a violent assault, huh? What’s a good punishment for that?

That cyclist will be affected for his entire life. I feel like the assailant should also be affected for his entire life.

The engineer added that employees are now pressured to ship products as fast as possible, leaving them with little time to review Claude’s output or understand the code being created.

Companies have always pressured software teams to ship products as fast as possible.

What’s new is the part where all of the worst coders can shit out code a lot faster and pretend like they’re doing a good job. It used to take them a while to write garbage that they didn’t understand or review themselves, but now they can do it so quickly that it makes the actual good coders look like they’re taking a long time.

This is why you absolutely have to have documented coding and review standards. The idea that you’d ship any code that has never been reviewed by a human is horrifying.

The idea that you’d work 12 hour days is so stupid to start with. I’ve seen people consistently work that long and… surprise, they don’t actually work that long. They work about the same as anybody else and goof off the rest of the time. I doubt you can even just press enter for that long. People just don’t work that way.

I also enjoy beef. I had been trying to cut back on red meat for health reasons, but recently, with the stuff that Trump has been doing, like cutting back safety and importing beef of unknown origins, I just completely stopped eating beef.

I don’t want to have to keep up with the news in order to know what’s safe to eat.

If we ever have free elections in the future, whoever the next president is should order that Donald John Trump be officially and irrevocably renamed to Orange Adolph Hitler, and all of Trump’s properties be seized, demolished, and rebuilt into affordable housing.

My first thought was wondering why The Onion chose Super Intelligence instead of the more believable American Intelligence, which keeps the AI abbreviation. I really just thought this was going to be some worse Onion knockoff website.

Too Stupid to be The Onion