Mostly true. I have actually used some calculus (derivatives and integrals) to write some interesting queries for Prometheus metrics.

But that’s pretty niche.

Unlocked a new dad joke for the poor Costco employees.

Been exactly there. Our cat pulled a juvenile bunny into the house and I was able to get it away from her, but the damage was done. Don’t dwell on it. You did what had to be done and it was the right thing.

I wish she’d stick to the pocket gophers and mice.

That adds a layer of irony to the AI generated corporate koolaid version I was subjected to at work.

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RFC3339 or RFC9557 or bust.

Fucking NPCs on the freeway!

/s of course, but yeah: road rage.