Whole lot of genital warts on those “cucumbers”

“They are flagrantly incompetent and corrupt. If it’s not hard for them to win in '28 we should just pack it all up and nuke ourselves.”

I’ve got bad news for ya

Or good, depending on your opinions on posadism

Me neither but in explanation:

It is annoying that Christians don’t understand their own eternity TBH

YOU AIN’T SEEING SHIT DUMMIES YOU’RE GETTING ORANGE FANTAD IN THE RAPTURE

It’s kind of incredible how dedicated you guys are to hating things just because someone you didn’t like did it, I respect the game a little bit.

That’s a bit of an assumption, there’s some lore hints that the Warp Storms weakening might have been more deliberate than previously implied.

The idea being Slaanesh’s birth is what made the other Chaos Gods really sit up and take notice of how much free psychic power an evil galactic empire of murder monkeys can generate, so when Useful Idiot McGenocide was ready to start conquering they made it so that he could and cleaned up Slaanesh’s afterbirth as it were.

Of course, it’s 40k, there’s all kinds of lore hints that never get any further explanation.

Yeah, because they’re all grandfather claused and legal to own submachine guns.

Same goes for WW2 Browning M2s. I know a guy who does WW2 reenactments and a guy in his platoon has a working Jeep-mounted quad anti-air gun.

(That historically didn’t do shit for anti-air but having a working WW2 technical is still fucking awesome)

The problem with Reddit exoduses creating more Lemmings is you get the people who didn’t already quit Reddit.

Less “better” more not waging a literal genocide crusade from the comments made by surviving AIs from the Cybernetic Revolt. Only in that context it was only because AIs don’t have genes.

It’s also hard to tell because it was before the Eldar got got by Slaanesh so there’s a big element of humans simply not having the power to do it even with their higher tech level.

It’s pretty embarrassing that you read once that liberalism creates the conditions needed for fascism to rise and assumed that means we won’t know you’re just a shitposting conservative if you call the Dems fascists.

I feel like these reasons come out in a separation ten years later with a paternity test and, in hindsight, it will seem like this was an obvious sign.

Or maybe that’s because I just watched an absolutely wild Isekai that starts with the MC getting cucked to death.

I was shocked that no enterprising soul has made a sticker out of the Fell For It Again medal covered maga wojack

Marty doesn’t know that

Okay, impeach him.

I agree that is all the fault of young people

My conservative state’s voting information website just deleted their polling calendar.

Very… Interesting. Still up on the city site though, unfortunately they’re closed on my birthday so I don’t get my little treat for myself this year 😔

You don’t.

Of course not, now she has to join the Japanese workforce.

I agree, we should add some succulent, fattened long pork to our diets.

He did and said they are obviously okay, then took his grandkids swimming in them