Some movies only hit on the first watch. Once you know the gags, twists or ending its just “Yeah Ok.”

I think the Titty_wizard is trying some reverse psychology.

That really depends on the Doctor

Apparently Cheetahs behave a lot like housecats if they are socialised from very young with similarly sized dogs.

My wife is academically smart but seat of the pants stupid, I am academically a dumbass but a genius on the fly.

Its a good system.

“Honey, this is becoming very much a you problem!”

I fucking hate the ending.

Give me a washer, dryer and dishwasher that send my phone an alerr when they finish please.

I hate to say it but I’ve seen him live and his show was really fucking good.

I have a soft spot for his music because he hit big when I was in my early teens. He made juvenile rock rap aimed at broke white kids and I was that demographic. These days I’m abundantly aware that HE sucks, Bawitaba still slaps tho.

“I dont do politics” to me is “I’m somewhere that calling you a racist bigoted cunt might get me fired”

I actually called HR on someone who continually tried to drag me into political discussions. I had to explain to them that I deliberately dont interact with him on that subject for very good reasons and either he gets a warning letter OR I want it in writing that I cant be held responsible for what words I use if dragged into one of those conversations again.

Promotions are less annoying but still annoying.

“Hey heres a show thats popular with people who also watched what you watched, maybe you will too IDK.” Isnt as grating as “Have you considered going into 70k of debt for an oversized truck you dont need?” Every 10 minutes.

I love how Wheeler Walker Jr could have played it straight, he is a genuinely tallented musician. But nah… Suckin Dick and Kickin Ass.

Thats not how tax deductions work.