Damn, you beat me to it.

It could also be “If I told you my actual politics, you’d realise what a vile person I am and leave”.

University

I spent 50 grand and 4 years of my life to be told by prospective employers that I either lacked real world experience, or that I was overqualified. It took me another 3 years to find a job after university - one that doesn’t require training and is barely relevant to my field.

I get to hang a pretty piece of paper up on my wall, I guess.