“Gee… it really is a racing snail.”

On my Redeemed Durge run, I made my Guardian look like Alfira. It hurt a lot more than I expected.

Decades of dedicated and zealous sabotage by alphabet agencies and corporate interests, mainly.

Something tells me this man has never gotten a hug from a furry.

Im not a furry. But furries give world-class hugs.

YES.

I kinda did the opposite of this with Undertale.

I had the game spoiled for me, so I just played the pacifist route. Every replay, pacifist. I thought about doing a neutral or a bad route, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Last time I opened the game, it was maybe my fourth or fifth time getting the good ending. I just left it there. Let them keep the world they deserved to have.

Yes, I know it’s a stupid and illogical sentiment. Bite me.

She has such a haunting voice.

One that my DM and I came up with was a common farewell in Orc and Hobgoblin culture. “Fight well!” “Die better!”

Relevant Bill Hicks’ standup comedy routine.

I mean, her eyes are a different shape, and she has a bit more forehead, but apart from that? Dang, she really is a close doppelganger. With some strategic contouring, she really could pass as her double.

I understand that this may be your preference. You’re well-known to be a person of unique tastes, we might say. But all the same, for your safety, as an acquaintance, I really would advise against it.

Never stick your dick (literal or metaphorical) in crazy. It never ends well.

I was just about to point this out.

You’re exactly as trans as I am. It’s how you feel inside about yourself, and that feeling exists whether the rest of the world acknowledges it or not. Fuck closets, the scariest person to come out to is yourself.

You sure? I think it has something to do with the mind-boggling amount of ecological and economic damage it has done to our world.