Spoilers: this dude is trash at chess

I wanna listen to me fart on her while she’s wearing that suit

Sorry, you lost me

Finally I can go offroading in my office chair!

Yeah, and then, confoundingly, he uses it to… uh…

*checks notes*

skip having sex with his hot wife… and it remembers to do that every time too.

Good for you

Nah.

He should light his stupid fucking hair on fire instead. Waaay funnier and sure to get more likes.

Cool story bro

I’m guessing they use the motorized wheelchair for traveling longer distances and the stick for walking into inaccessible areas or when it’s more convenient to do something while standing.

As for how they’re using it, I’d guess it’s just a way to carry it with them in the chair since holding it horizontally on their lap might hit people that don’t see it, and it is easier to perform that motion than to hold it steady in some other, more awkward position.