A bit soon for that. The next Trump will arrive in the 2040s.

Must be some attempt to spin TACO’ing as restraint. “That was my plan the whole time!”

Well, I’m sourcing from The Inquisitor Cycle, an alternate retelling where Jesus did what the evangelicals wanted him to do.

You see, in this retelling, Jesus told the Romans nearby that he’s going to butcher them all if they don’t let him down this instant. They laughed him off. Jesus made good on his threat, and kept going until he conquered the Roman Empire.

In this other reality, Jesus didn’t die to remove original sin, and instead decided to only save those who prove themselves worthy. This is done by showing no mercy to anyone or anything that may oppose him. In fact, mercy is considered a very serious mortal sin, since that’s what got Jesus killed in our world. The cross in the other reality has the ends bent to show how determined Jesus was to fight the injustice brought upon him (by breaking the cross, and I think he started killing people with it iirc).

It’s a great fit for Christianity in America these days. Rather than “love your neighbor”, it’s “shoot your neighbor in the fucking head if you have any suspicion that he’s a spy for the Devil”.

Well there is that one theater play where Trump drops dead of a heart attack. No such luck in our reality, though.

Come, let’s pray!

“Our Father, who art our King. Bereave us of weakness, lest we forgive those who trespass against us. And draw out evil from darkness, so we may vanquish it in thy name. Amen.”

Yes, of course! We must be ever watchful of the enemies of Christ. Jesus exterminated every single traitor who handed him over to the Romans, and burned Jerusalem to the ground, after escaping the cross. I’m sure Emperor Tiberius felt very stupid just before Jesus executed him in the Battle of Rome. Remember that mercy and forgiveness are the work of the Devil - we must continue Jesus’ revenge against evil.

Just like the very tasteful aliens dot gov.

I use OBS to do the old “video recording in a movie theater” strategy.

I’d say they’re pretty good at the “I’m not touching you” bullying strategy. That’s the strategy where the bully pokes the target with a stick, and then the target loses it eventually, causing the bully to say the target flipped out for absolutely no reason. Trump’s pretty good at that.

The EU is leaning right, and the US is leaning right, so…would the EU be willing to become the 51st state?

Ah, but you need a picture so you can identify if they’re french fries or potato chips.

November? Oh, I’m excited for several things. I will probably be picking up Psycho Sleuth and Amnea28 around that time.

I’m also somewhat hopeful that Aliya 2 comes out then. It’s a big thing in China.

I am also monitoring Reverie Eclipse. The previous stuff made by this dev doesn’t inspire confidence, so I’m curious if this game will end up being a big blunder by November.

I am also patiently awaiting Become, a game that goes through the early life of you, the person reading this. It specifically goes through the challenges of how you won the first race you ever competed in.

And this one comes out a bit before November, but I’ll mention it anyway. Red Chat Ritual has a big “spooky village in the Deep South” vibe. It shows promise.

“Mr. Smith, are you aware that you are a stupid and moronic little bug, barely capable of comprehending my immense intelligence?”

“Uh…no?”

“Perjury! You are fully aware of how insignificant and worthless you are, from the day you were born!”

“…that began when they engaged in unauthorized offensive operations against robots and human personnel of the Hartz-Timor Energy Combine. Now I wish that I could relate that the crisis has been… exaggerated. But… it’s not. The peacekeepers have not responded to stand-down codes, and… by all signs they appear to be replicating at a… precipitous rate. Now what I can promise you, can absolutely assure you, is that I am already devoting every possible resource towards reaching… a speedy conclusion to this issue. So when you hear the bad talk about us, against this company, in the days, maybe weeks to come…”

Absolutely. They want you alive for as long as possible using healthcare tech that looks like sci fi, but they will use their mind control devices to make you completely loyal to them.

Ah, but the Cuban Doomsday Army is using Trump is weaken the US for invasion. For you see, Obama and Biden used some truly insidious brainwashing technology on Trump. All the talk of “Biden made the prices go up” is actually what free will Trump has left, trying to fight back against the Cuban Doomsday Army by outing members of their High Command. The war with Iran started after the secret society met in Havana, and Jack Smith personally pressed the brainwashing tech button to make Trump launch the attack.

Oh yes. Jack Smith is under deep, deep cover, working directly for the Cuban government in their diabolical plot to overthrow the United States. The Cubans have a doomsday army - billions strong - hiding underground, ready to conquer the entire country when they get the go ahead. The honorable Republicans must interrogate Jack Smith, a high ranking leader in the Cubans’ secret society, and make him say where the hidden Cuban bases are. Otherwise, they shall conquer the entire United States, and then, the world!

You! Yes, you, the one reading this. I know you are Jack Smith’s body double, and you went to the game Smith was allegedly at so he could engage in all sorts of unspeakables in secret! I saw you do it with my own two eyes! And now that you are exposed for the, uh, Cuban spy you are, reader, the whole world now knows of your treachery.

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