Oh come on now. I’m sure Putin would say that Trump gives AMAZING blowjobs.

You have a choice of two lunches.

Stale bread and water OR a steaming pile of rancid horse dung marinated in cow urine and e-thot vomit.

Money might not buy happiness, but it sure as shit can help keep hopelessness at bay.

Okay, this is going to get me down voted to oblivion but when I think “basic needs” I think prison (without the lockup and slavery).

You should have a place to sleep, three meals a day, heat in winter, a/c in summer. Access to education to better yourself, medical/dental and basic employment and a minimum level of clothing.

Everything else is on you.

Braces for incoming hate

Well aside from the ones with cute anime girls…

So an AI is actually running the most powerful country on earth.

To paraphrase the inestimable Captain Hector Barbossa: Ye’d best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, yer in one.

Like his and his boss’s dicks?

Then go die.

Well when it’s literally work or die, you can’t blame people for feeling they’ve been dealt a shit one.

The fact that these pathetic assholes raped a woman as opposed to a child actually puts them ahead of the President of the United States.

Your country is FUCKED.

At least AI hasn’t raped kids.

Yes it has made child porn of them, but that’s because sick fucks asked it to.

I write down a password hint on a physical piece of paper.

Since the primary threat vector is remote access and not physical access, I’d argue that is fine.

Additionally the password hint has to pass through several thought chains in order to provide the actual password.

I do wish sites would up front tell you what the password requirements were when you logged in though.

How about crazies such as myself?

Actually I’d argue it’s been hijacked by pedophilia.

He’ll probably declare another war.

Say what you will about Iran’s government (bunch of assholes) the meme game has been tight.

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I don’t discriminate. Beans fucking rule.

Looks like he’s about to accidentally fall out of a window.

But she’s sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she’ll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.