Master

A good friend of mine killed himself in high school. All the people who caused it showed up and pretended to care and then laughed about it the next week.

Kids are evil.

Hmmm well lets try this again… Stanley took the door on the LEFT!

The UI is garbage.

The only learning curve gimp has is the one where you learn to hate it.

I’ve had multiple encounters with bears, cougars, alligators, and meth heads.

The closets I came to dying was being chased around my car for 30m by a mother black bear after I disturbed her hiding in a basement via coal flue. Lost my keys and had to wait for a park ranger to come save me.