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To eat: Pistachio ravioli — Not only is it the best savory dish on the menu, it’s vegetarian and cheese-free. I also like to sell this, as it generates positive reviews and repeat business, since we’re the only place in town that sells anything like it.

To sell: Avocado toast with house-cured salmon gravlax — I like to eat this, too, albeit vegan for myself; but the quick pickup time, bright color contrast, and great flavor make it one that people remember positively, and seeing it on a nearby table often makes other patrons ask “what is that and can I have it?” It’s also a good utility item because the kitchen can make it all day, so it’s a breakfast-y option for those who missed the breakfast menu cutoff. And of course, with the optional salmon add-on it’s the most high-dollar item at breakfast, driving sales and percentage-based tipping.

to eat or to sell?

waitress

get slammed, make money

I grew up with the version where the houses areade of mud, cabbages, and bricks. The moral was about over-indulgence.

continuing to attend college without a plan to graduate

They are totally for ears. They are for drying your ears after you rinse them with hot water to flush out the wax.

Don’t use them while your ears are still waxy.

Also, you use them with acetone to carefully strip polish or super glue from the edges of things.

No, but may I reuse it? It almost perfectly matches my own proposal.

No, this time a car stopped people from using the car to do violent crime. Surveillance and cars are both bad, but this one’s a win.