Naww… biometrics are easy to steal or coerce from people.

Do like the EU, and make the fine so costly that it will significantly harm the corporation.

It’s like the shift from “never get in a stranger’s car” to “use the internet to summon a stranger to pick you up in their car”

Take away the internet access. Firewall. Vpc. Take your pick.

Fuck… it’s a joke making fun of people who don’t realize that Israel ≠ all Jews

Get the stick out of your ass.

Je ne comprends pas

Seinfeld and Friends have entered the chat

You’re still not going to get more rights by voting red or abstaining. You have allies. Let us help instead of forcing us to dig everyone out of a hole made by right wing funie Christians

These stories are getting more and more outlandish. I guess if you have to compete with the rest of what’s happening in the news you really have to be creative.

He’s extremely Jewish? Lol

I can’t back that up, no. Not really.

I think I got the black lung, paw

The ol’ prison wallet, eh?

There’s no cheese in graham crackers. Dummy

You had me in the first half, ngl

From’unda cheese?!

Every …day? I’m seriously slacking on my cheese intake!

And everybody wipes… sometimes

Good thing I don’t watch Faux News.

Now if we could just get everyone to stop watching it we’d be much better off

Same!