Try not to think like this because when it does happen, it won’t be anything like what you’ve imagined. I always thought it would be a sudden, heartbreaking thing, but instead it was a year long slide into cat-dementia. I was lucky in that he stopped being his usual self months before it happened, giving me time to wind down my emotions when the day finally came.

Probably my 2lb jar of mercury. Have fun disposing of that toxic waste!