This is definitely what this ad is for and I kind of resent seeing it now.

Start stealing burgers so they know you’re not willing to pay the current price

Sony patents game console with embedded credit card skimmer, with child-friendly features

Haha what if they do actually start texting you but it doesn’t convince you you’re not a burden and you keep that up for six years and then you text them out of the blue and they thought maybe you had died?

We all do that right?