Kids these days will never know the simple joys of lighting a filthy mattress on fire in a derelict parking lot and drinking a case of warm beer that was the easiest thing to steal from that one gas station a town over with the near sighted night clerk.
No way. In Fallout it was China that dropped the first bomb. Or communists that infiltrated the government that made the US drop the first bomb.
Or maybe it was Zetans. Or The Republic of Greg.
As much as I would love to ship directionless chuds as far away from me as possible, I think giving them bombs and guns and shipping them to a 24/7 shooting gallery is a bad idea.
They’re gonna come back some day with a party in their head, and some of them won’t want it to stop.
*If you were white and American
It would be rad if AI backlash caused a resurgence of ‘Bespoke Handcrafted Organic’ websites that are super crunchy and not mobile friendly at all.
It’s crazy to think that Brooklyn 99 went on for two more seasons even after they shot JR.
That sounds fucking phenomenal. Now I need to see if there are any derelict bowling alleys around here to explore.