Seth Taylor

So what’s he gonna do like… schedule the next war?

Reporter: “Have you been bad? Have you been a bad boy, Mr. President? Have you been misbehaving?”

Trump: [ explodes ]

You’re not gay enough

Whoa, holy shit, what a mindfuck

There’s… more of me here?

That election is about to be stolen so fucking hard

“Is he smart or is he… like me?”

You can’t tell me what to do!

I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!

32 and it’s worked for me so far

but don’t worry, after 6 months they’ll start putting AI and ads back into it.

What? No way they’d do the thing Disney just did!

They’ll bring old Google back and call it Google Classic. They will also have a Google Zero, with zero calories, and, of course, Google with a lemon twist.

Yes. Brian from Family Guy had mushrooms one episode. Bojack Horseman did drugs to write his autobiography. Pretty sure Snoopy smokes weed, and Scooby Due is definitely second-hand high from Shaggy all the time

This is absolutely disgusting!

I can’t believe three people had sex with Lauren Boebert

My dating tip?

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“Keep your mind light and your booty heavy. Ask your doctor for our antidepressant today!”

me: I’m sad

Local feral cat: Here’s my three kittens. I must go now, my planet needs me

Vet: This will be expensive and exhausting for you

Therapist: Pets would be good for you, but you won’t be able to keep up with the necessary work and routines. Maybe at a later time.

me: Oh yea? I’ll show you! I will attempt to keep up with the necessary work and routines!

Me again: I failed and broke down immediately

Still me: gotta give up the cats

Yet again me: Perfect…

That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age

Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now