My decline in happiness comes partially from the fact that these consultant fucks got paid $300k to send the report that said this.

TRY NOT TO HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH STAFFERS ON THE WALK THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!

Cancel it, you’ll be okay.

It was… What a weirdly overconfident wrong answer from that other person… The internet, huh?

Mark my words, by 2037, this dickhead will be King-President and CEO of Buckee’s presents, the Ungay Confederate States of American-Patriotopia Freedom Village.

The rebuilt east wing of the white house is now a vape store that sells cigar shaped vapes - The flavors they sell are “Cigar” “Ranch” “Ranch Cigar” and “Ivermectin”.

“Congress” is just an LLM trained on the McDonalds app and epstein’s hard drives.

The supreme court is roseanne, as well as three AI agents modeled on Roseanne (each controlled by a different oligarch’s company), whichever of elon’s kids grow up to be just like him and an AI of a cowboy hat from “yellowstone” with a bullet hole in it.

The only late night show left is called, “Baron @ Night”. The house band is Ed Sheeran.

She jingles loudly while she dances,

Leading oft to pantsless romances.

Careful early planning, she stays worry free,

As her bottom always holds the key.

You’re welcome.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY, RIGHT HERE ON THIS TWITTER CLONE MADE EXCLUSIVELY TO HOUSE MY MENTAL ILLNESS!!!

People who really care about trump become eunuchs for maga.

As a bonus, whatever small bit of meat is cut off of you can be mixed in with the ground horse, dog and rat meat that trump is bringing in from South America for that discounted maga meat that walmart is selling.