Libertarians are just conservatives + weed - religion.

And instead of promising a functional dirty bomb and it’s irrefutable evidence of 2020 election tampering 😂🤣😂

Today, the Internet is something which just exists and is deeply (forcefully) entrenched in our everyday lives. A teenager from today would have their mind blown that in 1995 you had to hook your computer up to the phone jack to access the Internet and it’d be difficult to do much without Google as the default search.

He could say he tried it with 3 android butt plugs cybertrucks before he realized the vanishing car/firetreads weren’t the vehicle traveling through time, it was just that piece of shit vehicle exploding

“The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”

Yeah no wouldn’t work with an Aztek

Make it be Jan6ers

Did that include a Live Action remake?

Weird way to describe his attempted sexual assault on Lorraine

Rape. The word you’re looking for is rape.

Nah, his would be called Mine Kampf, spelled exactly that way

Peaked as a douche in highschool vibes

That describes about 2/3 of that base. The ones who can be found at Walmart or big box hardware stores wearing camo cargo shorts and sleeveless tshirts with their moobs hanging out

Only a fool would think AI data centers are to help Timmy with an essay, Gertrude decide on a gift for her grandkids or Cameron the moron write a professional response at work that doesn’t sound like it was written by 6th grader…

…it’s all about mass surveillance. Always has been.

If only he didn’t slaughter renewables and nuke international trade, some might consider this a step in the right direction

Because they didn’t become billionaires by funding a nonprofit

He wouldn’t be a republican if he had empathy

Yup. I’ve had to tell more coworkers in their early 40s than I’d care to admit, and 2 women I’ve dated, to stop sending me tiktok links

Bring back Sonique!!!

Almost as much as under-45s love tiktok

If I needed an excuse to drop AccuWeather, it was because of their literal shitty weather predictions.

“state run”, names it after himself.

How long until another billion in our taxpayer money hits his bank accounts

In unrelated news, the orange pedo blames Biden for why he shit his diaper twice today