He’s also 10 in 2026

Only on a Nat20

Wow, thats a 12 hour drive!

This doesn’t happen when I micro-dose LSD

As an unc millennial, I am constantly needing to be put in my place, no cap

When you keep playing the odds

~8.5m

A penis is just another type of blood sausage

This wets my dry … mouth

They touched up the mugshot to make it look more like her

This gets me right in the Achilles Vgina

I can’t hold my breath in a garbage bag that long

Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that