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Cake day: January 29th, 2026

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  • If you consider liquor bottles, you will have to admit that the looks of the bottle must be a big part of the marketing and appeal. A lot of people in that business obviously consider it important that their bottles are distinctive.

    And maybe it’s at least a little bit that way for syrup, too. If you’re asking people to pony up extra money for real maple syrup, maybe it makes sense to distinguish the bottle with extra cozy-homey-old-timey signifiers.

    All that said, the brands of maple syrup I’ve been buying don’t have a vestigial jug handles. Many of them don’t.






  • On the one hand, throwing people in prison for long sentences isn’t an approach that’s been working to create a well-adjusted society, is it? I don’t want everyone locked up for years for every little thing.

    On the other hand, what are the odds you and I could engage in this kind of unhinged, wonton criminal behavior and get a sweetheart deal like this? Breaking into a car, then using the stuff you found in the car to steal money from the same person? None of that was an accident. “Attempted” identity theft? WTF?