Alligator Auschwitz

Remember, “the economy” is a shorthand for “rich people yacht money”.

Saytah‽ I’ve always said sahtah

I believe we use the same platform.

I can never remember either. I estimate the lag, go one way, and if it’s worse I go the other way and try to remember while I adjust.

Have a rate multiplier based on fuel source.

Simple enough: Index it by weight.

Use the full weight to discourage oversize trucks

Not drilled, shot

Damn, makes me feel better about my 5k of whisky bottles

Because English is my second language and the grammar is all over the place.

I’m in Canada, I purchased something from the US shipped with DHL.

They did not send a text. They sent a WhatsApp‽

Plus, they made me pay import fee on the value of the listed items instead of on the price I payed (there was a 40% discount).