AreaKode

The world just keeps Mandela Effecting me. Is the world still run by psychotic pedophiles?

Try pet rats. Super intelligent animals who live for a max of 3 years. I have like 10 graves in my back yard. They are heartbreakers.

Also, if you have cats, don’t get rats. :D

MONEY

I’d vote for rotting potato.

Probably a well trained military crewman who knows how to follow orders from the guys up top who should have already done the vetting of the information. Can’t fault them.

Still have a Wii disc floating around somewhere.

Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?”

Priest: “No, not if you did not know.”

Eskimo: “Then why did you tell me?”

– Annie Dillard, ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek’

With a name like that…

Lol. How’d you get that weird burn on your fingers?

A computer. Those are pretty much exclusively done by machines these days.

For me, it’s Fitbit being a dick congratulating me for my In The Zone heart minutes. I’m not in the zone. I’m sitting in traffic, and I’m stressed out…

Went through a few antidepressants. Finally stuck with one that works okay. Then I got diagnosed with ADHD. Turns out all my body needed was some Adderall!