If there were any sanity left in the world, they would all be individual rooms with ceiling-to-floor walls instead of the sheet metal cubicle with inch-wide gaps everywhere.

A prerequisite is that they were already uncreative enough to not draw it themselves, so why wouldn’t they steal the joke as well?

I had completely forgotten about this meme format

You getting downvoted for being a fucking asshole seems pretty democratic to me

I can’t throw stones in that particular glass house

The final battle between that last Big Mac and his carotid arteries

Eat a barrel of dicks

you must be new

demonstrates newness by replying to the wrong comment

I disabled the UI stuff where it would look like Windows 2000 from XP until it stopped letting me. Different strokes, I guess.

Did the Dems not figure out with McGrath getting smoked by a taxidermied turtle that the centrist military thing DOES NOT WIN? The opposition has been controlled for so long it’s like they’ve forgotten how to even make it look close.

I haven’t really looked into live TV options with it, which I’m feeling more now that it’s football season. I might have to check that out, thanks for the rec.

“Consulting” aka “tack another zero on my old rate”. Hell yeah.

I would like to dedicate this post to the academy…

Um yeah, that’s what it does

I can’t help but notice your use of “another” rather than “an easier”

No.

While being fatally shot by a conservative white guy lol

A conservative pundit in America who famously said school shootings were the price of having a free society, and then got shot in the neck while speaking on a college campus about a year ago