Oh, your life is changed, you’ll see.

This! I didn’t even realize how bad things were until I stepped outside. Using a sensible OS took a big load off my shoulders.

Only if you’re into lowest common denominator multiplayer slop.

“You’re sheltering physical discs, are you not?”

You’re on to something …

“… while you’re playing them.” — that’s ambitious at this point.

Why not “Intrumpigence”? Or “Patriotic Amerigence”? Go all in, quadruple down!

This is fine.

They’re really speedrunning it. Alas, I expected nothing less.