Look this is funny and all, but the title isn’t quite accurate.
“Canceled After No One Wanted to Pay $1000 to Go” would be accurate.
I think the full truth makes a more interesting headline than this partially true headline.

Jebus. This sounds like the AI psychosis spiral.
Like, I didn’t think trump was smart enough to use AI. He can’t read.
He must have found one that talks to him. And feeds everything he says to his rusky handlers.