eurodyne

First of all: one tears an ACL, and second: I could shoot ya through a window while sitting in my living room. How in the hell am I gonna tear either of my ACLs while chilling on the couch?

Keep dreaming, buddy

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I’m in Florida, which is a “stand your ground” state.

You can try that “no warrant” shit here, and you’re gonna get your fucking head blown off

See you in the Supreme Court, motherfuckers

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I’m all down for a buddy cop movie that ends in everyone sucking everyone else’s dick, but I just don’t see this one happening…

Why should anyone take anything you have to say seriously?

For the same reason I don’t look back after I flush a toilet

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Yeah, yeah… Trump is still alive. Your ranting doesn’t solve that.

Then 8 billion people can buy me a plane ticket, because I certainly can’t afford it on my own.

Paying rent and buying food is a struggle

Or are you just so stupid/privilege/rich that you missed the entire message of everything I just sent?

And literally all of those cases “fuck you”

Clearly, you have answered your own question

President Turdbrain does a turdbrain thing because he is a turdbrain

The only ones surprised by this are other turdbrains

Every second that passes wherein this man is not assassinated is a great shame on this nation.

It is a global absurdity that the two people who have actually tried so far were amongst the dumbest of all humans ever to exist

Can we get a smart person on this, please? 8 billion people would thank you.

Some biting is ok.

I was making jokes

Look, I appreciate that… But we live in a fucked up world today. And it’s gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.

And if any of us are gonna get to the other side of it while continuing to be sane… we’re gonna need people like you to help us remember how to smile.

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Hey! Be glad that some idiot is still employed to write stupid articles like this. Would you really rather have this generated by some stupid AI?

This reflects a person who is still earning a wage. I’ll take that over any AI bullshit.

I don’t care how fucking bad it is

A real human being with a job… That’s what matters now

How very convenient that everyone else has to pay the price for your stupid decision, you dumb shit