Remember that time Trump domain-squatted over a golden toilet?

I’m assuming that the AI fridge helps you skip the ads that your IoT smart fridge plays?

Which firmware version are you on?

You need to hire a middle manager.

Did my stairmaster talk to my fridge?

I hope for $3000 it has a digital clock on the door. I mean, what’s the point in living if my fridge isn’t an alarm clock?