





That would unironically be a more entertaining and useful presentation than pretty much any all-hands keynote delivered by the C-suite that I’ve ever seen in my career


I was unironically expecting him to try to change the acronym to just that


Unitedstatesian here; please, go ahead, we’d really appreciate it.


Lmao I am living this right now at work 🥲


The Dubbya administration was the one that sent the invite
Edit: my mistake - I could have sworn that an administration person was involved at some point


Many, many of them didn’t, and still don’t.
A couple decades ago, they thought it would be a great idea to invite Colbert as a headliner to the (at the time) annual press correspondents dinner. That went about as swimmingly as you might expect.

Wow that is some high octane nightmare fuel


Haha wait, what? Is there a clip of that?


lol that’s almost as bad as playing the Das Deutschlandlied in the modern era for a German team/athlete. Which has also happened.


That’s actually really neat. And in this day and age, extremely important in a huge number of domains.



Good god this is absolute peak comedy


Microsoft, in a policy document, wrote that generative AI could “significantly disrupt the employment of the very people who generated the data on which the foundation model was trained […] LLMs are a product that destroys its supply chain.”
If that’s not the very definition of a categorically unsustainable business model, I don’t know what the fuck is.


Billionaires aren’t people either
More seriously: this line of reasoning has always struck me as incredibly contrived and facile:


M as in “Mancy”


lol I got similar treatment by those dipshits a few months ago



So uh… what are the odds on polymarket for the guy getting killed?