Who were you, DenverCoder9? What did you see?!

“It isn’t THAT the wind is blowing, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing.”

• Ron White

“Ice town costs ice clown his town-gown”

Unintuitively, it’s actually harder to send someone into the sun as it is to send them farther out. Rather than incur significant expense by trying to send him into the sun, let’s just let him slowly freeze in the cold of space.

https://www.nasa.gov/solar-system/its-surprisingly-hard-to-go-to-the-sun/

Credit should go to the true OP:

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/VClhNqAcoi

That seems perfectly cromulent.

No slamming?

Fury Airlines sounds like it has exclusively pilots with anger management issues, so it might actually be worse than Spirit.

Do not. Touch yourself.

…Tokyo Drift

Result: There are two wolves filled with cocaine inside you

Bro really thinks it was the first word we had an issue with?

ok