See the good. Yes, the church has a past (and present) fraught with problems and unforgivable acts, but if you think one person, even its supreme leader, can stop it during their lifetime, you’re overly optimistic. Do you think replacing the president will fix the US? Do you think Japan is unlovable now because of what they did in the past?

This is me entering a mall in the Philippines from September 1st onwards

Every German soldier’s belt buckle had the imprint “Gott mit uns” throughout World War 2 (“God is with us”). Doing whatever your leader feels needs doing becomes a lot easier when you’ve got permission from magical cloud daddy.

That’s a brand new insult

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Wouldn’t advise them to do that if they rent a car in Norway. The fine is about $1100 if they’re caught, plus three points on the license.

To be honest, that’s a very expensive solution to feed what sounds like an internet addiction. I have a Pixel 8 Pro too, and it’s still in as-new condition. I’ll keep it till it breaks by itself

The shower is the one place where I can have some peace and switch off. No news, no noise, no immediate crises that need solving. Just listen to the running water, enjoy for a bit, feel a little bit more relaxed and clean afterwards. A phone would achieve the exact opposite.

Why in the world would I bring the phone in the shower?

A man got to work down under, that’s for sure.

“Footloose” by Kenny Loggins, and “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie. 1984 was a party.

I’ve got a loaf. He drools

Ten of those would win you an enemy position in 1944, arguably more valuable than a house under the circumstances. Commandoes called it the “meat grinder”.

You’re obviously not British

I read that like an excited six year-old about to tell the funniest joke he’s ever heard.

I don’t understand why anyone would be scarred by that. All we had to do was follow the damn train.

The dad jokes department is over there, Sir.