I let my CPU run without the cooling fans when the demons don’t do my bidding 💕 So that they feel more at home

Fuck that. Emailing coworkers shouldn’t be a formal thing. Just wastes everyone’s time.

I wrote my last email today and it was literally just 3 sentences.

1. Hi, tomorrow is my last day, thanks for the good time.
2. Snacks and champagne in the break room at 1pm.
3. My socials if you wanna keep in touch.

I could have had the company-mandated AI make it “professional” and unnecessarily long but nah, I’d rather be human.