This is why you should always lead with cunnilingus: to bait out their reverses and +4s.

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Gas stations are…already a drive-thru?

…?!!

That’s true. And the inverse is shown in Mamdani. No disrespect but he’s doing the bare minimum as a public servant and he’s often being lauded like he’s the first coming of Christ.

Every one will believe. And the 50(?)% of them that will get ejected will think that their personal case was the only mistake. Everyone else was rightfully stopped from committing “fraud”, but MAGA just has to fix this one, little whoopsie where they got caught in the dragnet on accident.

They wanted “small governement”*.

*government that doesn’t restrict them from doing whatever they want.

I don’t really love hats on guys, it makes me think they are hiding balding. I like bald guys fine, the hiding it is what I don’t like.

Intellectually, I know that’s preposterous. I hope you know that’s preposterous too.

But now this anecdote will exist as a speck of dust in the corner of my unconscious: the possibility that someone’s assuming my hat-wearing form is trying to hide my very-obvious baldness. I now wear my hat in defiance of your assumptions, and that’s heavier than I planned for my hat fashion.

I would do some personal digging on Gavin Newsom. He seems to be very much a classic politician, i.e. he’ll say whatever he thinks his base wants to hear. But he is notably very flaky on trans allyship in legislature.

That comment doesn’t read as giving Democrats credit, though.

It’s obviously mirroring the “doctors hate this one simple trick” ad line, but did you think the original was supporting doctors?

The line is saying that Democrats/“doctors” know about the little trick and were keeping it from you. That’s not a flattering representation.

Without being primed to recognize someone, I would pass her on the street, yeah. But, if you threw her into a lineup of women and told me to find JLo, I’d pick her.

There are a surprising amount of people with dogshit facial recognition.

D&D empowers a small group of people to individually gain power and eventually exert outsized influence on intra- and international politics, even entreating with godlike entities.

D&D is just a power-fantasy. Where that fantasy leans (politically/ideologically) is just the GM’s setting.

And that’s why you’re not a champion! Every winner shits their pants!

Not even like objectively weird. Just that particular group has (apparently) shown they are not receptive.

Stop doing things your friend group has shown they don’t appreciate. And, if those things are important to you, then find a different friend group.