Rocks big part of science. But science not totally rocks. Science more than rocks.

Idea for an advert.

Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored.

Kid 1: sighs

Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene.

Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny’s perfume?

Kid 1: No.

Kid 2: What? No.

Kid 1: Gross.

Violent Violet: I’ll fucking cut you.

To be developed but I think it has potential.

Can you not just get some ATAs? The other guy talked about his AVM router with a built-in ATA, but you can get them as standalone devices for next to nothingm and they work fine for voice, fax or modems up to 33.6k.

Most devices with modems will just be plugged into cheap ATAs. They can handle v34 no problem.