Plot twist : he works at the distillery

Have you considered other models than flat plane? Like geometrically hyperbolic gender? Maybe quantum sexuality where it’s a wave until you collapse the function by measuring it?

When I was in high school I was in a electronics program. They won a grant for a ham radio station with repeater and everything. It was valued at about 150k around 2000. It sat in a backroom never set up. The school would not spend the $150 in bolts to mount the antenna to the roof.