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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    As both an owner of numerous robot vacs over the last decade, and a penis for three, NOOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK NO NO NO NO NO

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      and a penis for three

      Ohhh, three decades. You don’t have a a weird penis time-share thing going on with two other people

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        You ever see porn with a portal that encapsulates your cock and balls so the person on the other side can play with it as they please?

        …I’ve said too much

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          A glory portal?

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            11 hours ago

            More or less

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        I imagined that double dick guy on reddit and thought we were gonna have our own AMA coming up soon. Three decades makes much more sense.

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      Robot technology has advanced over the past decade, trust me

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        Shop vac technology has remained consistent for decades…

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